What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Why is it difficult to get a job?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Qui eaque occaecati facere et.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Everyone loved it.

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Why am I attracted to older men?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Are there currently any Linux distros that use AI features?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

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Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Loons and Moons

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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